LOTF

Located at the busy corner of Elizabeth and Flinders Streets is the LORD OF THE FRIES. Despite the corny name, (btw, are chips and fries different? I am under the belief that chips are the fat ones, while fries are the slim and slender ones.. and the ones they sell are the fat ones.. so I think they should be calling themselves the Lord of the Chips instead of the Lord of the Fries.. hmm..) the fries (or chips) are to die for! You'll think you'll die if you don't have some (they've got me addicted), but you'll sure die faster if you have too much of it. Freshly fried chips with your choice of sauce (they're all 100% vegetarian, btw.. fatty, but vegetarian). I had the cashier-girl-recommended French-Canadian deluxe sauce yesterday and it was a tongue blowing experience. The gravy.. the melted cheese.. Yumm! Although my tummy felt like it couldn't handle more at the second chip, my mouth seemed to feel the exact opposite..

While you wait for your order, you can check out the screenshots of naked chicks frying chips for free! Below is an example of a boy who's taking a good advantage of the facility. (The image has somewhat been blurred to protect the privacy of the boy.)
Hehehe.. gak deng.. the boy is only interested in naked me frying chips (not any other ladies.. and not that I do nude-chips-frying) and the machine is showing the LOTF's process of making the fries.
Oh, Lord.. of the Fries.. I heart you!