Yes, it's winter

Autumn has left Melbourne and has been replaced by days of low 20s, cold and colder winter breeze, flaky dry skin, and binge eating under the doona..

Winter means the footy premiership is on. It's the big Anzac day game tomorrow between the two giants, Collingwood and Essendon. I'm tipping for the bombers, because Chris Tarrant is no longer with the pies (not that he's that good as a footy player, but he's hot! hot dude in shorts running around the field = my support) and I'm currently at the border of going for the Freo or being an agnostic. The latter is more likely to happen.

Winter also means the Melbourne comedy festival is on. Had a ticket to see the annual great debate about a week ago and had to let it go because I wasn't feeling well.. stoopid Melbourne weather has made me sick. Anyway, it's still on until the 29th and I went to see the D-Cuppetry tonight. Similar idea to the Puppetry of the Penis, but not as funny and enjoyable.

Timetable board and... pop corn, anyone?

Super fast ferris wheel on the background

Inside the Umbrella Revolution

While the dudes in the Puppetry of the Penis work their ways all through the show making unbelievable origamis with their penises, the women in D-Cuppetry jump up and down topless, flapping their boobs (yes, flap!) letting gravity do its job. Don't know whether it's because I see boobs everyday (although they're not nearly the same size.. obviously! hence not having the same ability either, but still) or because I was too busy holding my pee almost all the time I was in there, I found the show pretty dull and boring. I wouldn't recommend it and I'd say you'd rather spend your money on the pop corn, cos the pop corn dude was kinda cute.. hehe.. I mean I admit that it's not easy doing what they're doing (spoiler: a 38 year old woman carries a big bottle of booze under her boob and pours it into a glass.. no hand, only boob), but.. the Puppetry of the Penis is far much better.

Another good thing about winter is.. the Big Brother. I know, you might think of me differently after reading this post. I'm that girl who pays to see naked men and women do things with their thingies and pervs on people in the big brother house. Yea, whatever. I only have one thing to say... I LOVE ZORAN!