Pregnancy = The New Black?

Tamara Blezynski, gadis Bali, Febby Febiola.. Is getting knocked up the "it" factor in 2007?

Image taken from www.detikhot.com

Lizard News

Let me introduce you to Lily Capehart. The girl with a super power (power.. wer... rr.. *echo*). She's THE LIZARD WHISPERER!! She massages a lizard's belly and voila!... the lizard plays dead for about 45 minutes. So in that 45 minutes, like most girls will do, she plays with it as if it was Barbie. Thus, these are some of the results.. ridiculously looking lizards.

HAHAHAHAHA! Isn't she bbbbrilliant??!?!!
http://www.lizard-ville.net/

Broken in 2007

It's only the 13th day of the new year but I have successfully managed to have a few things broken.I fell on my way to work yesterday. Bruised and scratched my palms and knees. My knees are now purple and swollen. When I told a colleague, his immediate reaction was "Did you ride here?" And I shamelessly replied "NO! I walked!" Hmpft.. some people just don't understand. Hahaha..

There goes my hope to have scarless knees.. hahaha.. Bekas jatuh rollerblading waktu smp aja belom ilang sampe sekarang - oh yes I used to roller blade everywhere (gak deng hihihi.. Gak bisa ngerem bo!).

(INTERMEZZO) Jadi waktu liburan naik kelas dulu, saya dan my bestbud Tyas iseng-iseng main rollerblade. Tyas yang emang super gape, gak pilih-pilih medan dan gak mikir kalo saya sebenernya cuma gaya doang pake-pake blade, tapi sebenernya sama sekali tidak bisa ngerem. Alhasil, di turunan yang disambung sama belokan, si blade tidak terkendali. Jadi saya meluncur dengan kecepatan tinggi, berhasil belok, dan tiba-tiba.. di perempatan ada mobil! Di otak saya yang waktu itu berputar super cepat untuk mencari cara untuk berentiin rollerblade sih ("the grandplan").. mau lompat lalu gandulan sama tiang lampu. Biar deh muter-muterin tiang lampu (kaya di kartun-kartun), paling keseleo, tapi gak luka. Tapi sayangnya lompatan saya kurang jauh (dan tinggi) untuk nangkep si tiang. JAAAAAATUH DEH (dan sedikit keseleo gara-gara lompat)! Tiba-tiba dari jauh ada mas-mas satpam lari ke arah saya sambil teriak-teriak "Neeeeng! Neeng! Neng gak papa?" Lalu sambil bantuin saya berdiri, dia bilang lagi "Duh, Neng, kalo eneng bilang mau jatuh, tadi abang tolongin" Saya yang lagi kesakitan cuma terpaksa senyum sambil lumayan bersyukur ada yang bisa bantuin saya pulang ke rumah. Tyas kan kecil cungkring item (sebenernya itemnya ga perlu sih, cuma mau nyela aja) gitu bentuknya, tidak bisa diharapkan sama sekali untuk membopong gajah pake rollerblade. Abis insiden itu, saya beberapa hari engga kemana2 karena gak mau ngelipet dengkul. Lukanya sakit, lumayan dalem, makanya sampe sekarang masih ada. BAH!Sebenernya itu semua salah Olga - tokoh utama novel tipis berhuruf besar-besar karangan Hilman (Hilman bukan???) yang sempet bikin saya bercita-cita pengen jadi penyiar radio yang alat transportasinya nomer satunya adalah rollerblade. Tapi sayangnya.. ya itu, gak bisa ngerem.. jadi, gak jadi jadi penyiar deh (ih ada 3 jadi di kalimat ini). And that was my dengkul story. (Intermezzo selesai)

Every cloud has a silver lining (dengkulnya diobatin sama si pacar *hahakha manja jijik* tapi gapapa, mumpung si pacar masih disini, harus dipergunakan sebaik mungkin dong!)

My mobile phone. It used to refuse to show anything on the monitor thingy. Now it's showing something (which is better), but everything's vertically mirrored (halah!)

Gotta be very careful and try not to break anything else :)

LOTF

Located at the busy corner of Elizabeth and Flinders Streets is the LORD OF THE FRIES. Despite the corny name, (btw, are chips and fries different? I am under the belief that chips are the fat ones, while fries are the slim and slender ones.. and the ones they sell are the fat ones.. so I think they should be calling themselves the Lord of the Chips instead of the Lord of the Fries.. hmm..) the fries (or chips) are to die for! You'll think you'll die if you don't have some (they've got me addicted), but you'll sure die faster if you have too much of it. Freshly fried chips with your choice of sauce (they're all 100% vegetarian, btw.. fatty, but vegetarian). I had the cashier-girl-recommended French-Canadian deluxe sauce yesterday and it was a tongue blowing experience. The gravy.. the melted cheese.. Yumm! Although my tummy felt like it couldn't handle more at the second chip, my mouth seemed to feel the exact opposite..

While you wait for your order, you can check out the screenshots of naked chicks frying chips for free! Below is an example of a boy who's taking a good advantage of the facility. (The image has somewhat been blurred to protect the privacy of the boy.)
Hehehe.. gak deng.. the boy is only interested in naked me frying chips (not any other ladies.. and not that I do nude-chips-frying) and the machine is showing the LOTF's process of making the fries.
Oh, Lord.. of the Fries.. I heart you!

Looks CAN be deceiving

Just like any other ordinary Saturday morning, everything is oh so quiet. People are still snuggled under their doonas, especially with this kind of weather in summer (it’s 24 degrees (yay!) with a fresh breeze of southwesterly wind (sok tau) which is brilliant!). All I can hear is that annoying bird chirping from afar, sound of a chopper's propeller whirling (channel 7's?), and my boy’s fingers tapping on his laptop. In the middle of my daily dose of Australian papers, I browsed through Friendster and..

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=7013279

Tampang boleh bule, tapi bahasa Sundanya handal beraattss... If I'm not mistaken, halodo = musim penghujan. Hehehe.. hehehe.. hehe.. lucu ni bule. Senyum dong yang lagi baca! So, the point of this post is.. I guess.. I should stop talking about bule in their faces in Sundanese, because they might speak it better than me. The end.

Dua Ribu Tujuh

Para pembaca yang budiman...

Maafkan saya yang sudah lama absen dari dunia blogging. Semua itu dikarenakan gapteknya saya sebagai seorang pengguna komputer. Engga tau kenapa, komputernya kena virus terus (mungkin karena engga pake antivirus). Dan sekarang, setelah diformat, engga tau kenapa (lagi), si komputer ga mau load login page nya blogger. Kemaren nyoba pake Google Docs (terima kasih liliput kecil) supaya bisa nulis, lalu dipost di kantor, tapi ternyata gak bisa juga. Keliatannya sih karena settng sekuritinya, tapi kemaren difiddle2 tetep kekeuh si komputer..

Anyway... Kalian pasti kangen sekali sama saya.. ahhh.. Terima kasih ya. Saya tau kalian pasti rajin ngecek blog ini untuk baca posting baru.. hihihi *kecup* Di dua ribu tujuh (Dua ribu, dapet 7, apa kira-kira?) Saya janji akan belajar setidaknya satu bahasa asing, belajar fotografi, dan lebih rajin berolahraga (ga nyambung?) hehehe.. dan lebih sering nulis blog. Tapi tentang gak mau nulis yang berbau perempuan, kayanya taun 2008 aja.. belum sanggup.

Sekiaaaan.

Pam

Denera on Prambors Nubuzz - 2nd week

Thanks to you, they've made it to the 7th place. But they still need your support! So please lend them a thumb. That's just enough to send an SMS to Prambors "Request Denera - Hasrat" to 08121111022. Still the same rule. Let's move them up up up, people!
Stank you smelly much :)

Untung ada Lily Allen

3.32 at the bottom right hand corner of the computer . Lily Allen on my left ear, oh sweet Lily Allen. Oh oh oh I'm BOReD AS!

3 hari makan gaji buta. Done only 3 minutes work per day and browsed the internet for the rest of the 7 hours and 57 minutes. BOSEN, MAMA!

All I can say is.. untung ada Lily Allen.

Why can't I sleep at night? Don't say it's gonna be alright.
I want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognase and not feel bad about it for days and days
All my magazines they talk about weight loss, if I buy those jeans I could look like Kate Moss
I know it's not the life that I chose, but I guess it's just the way that things go
-everything's just wonderful

Now you're calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you are feeling alone
-smile

You can’t knock em out, You can’t walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
“Just get out my face!” “Just leave me alone!”
“And no, you can’t have my number, cos I lost my phone.”
-knock 'em out

Shattered the lie but you think I don't already know,
Don't try to deny cos my fuse is ready to blow
Its your turn to learn I think that you know where to go
It's a shame, shame, shame for you
-not big

I wasn't joking when I said I didn't have much to do today..

Move them up!

Denera on NuBuzz

Prambors 102.2 fm every Tuesday 8 p.m.

To request, SMS "Request Denera - Hasrat" to 0812 111 1022

Check out www.myspace.com/deneraband

What I Like about Melbourne Weather

It's different icon every day.
image taken from theage.com.au