my very first post

Welcome to my very gay blog.. It’s pink, it's yucky.. but it's MY BLOG!
I won't say that blogging is the perfect way to spend my afternoon.. but since everybody's doing it and I don't mind typing rubbish.. In fact, I love it, and who knows.. someday someone might want to publish this rubbish and pay me BIG BUCKS!! hahaha *cina thinking* so let’s get started!!

It's 10:07 in the morning.. and as I did my morning routine, I read this 2 day old free newspaper, MX. On its front page it has this article titled “Sad in the sack”. You’d be able to guess what it’s about.. it’s about insomnia.. NOT! It’s a mini report on a sex survey conducted by Pfizer (the maker of Viagra). It is said that couples around the world have sex an average 6.5 times a month; the French had the most sex at 7.7 a month, Germany 6.45 and UK 6.40. However, there’s no direct connection between frequency and satisfaction. The survey also said that the Mexicans have the happiest sex lives in the world as opposed to the South-East Asians. Do you agree with the survey?? Are you sad in the sack?? Hihihi

The report then continues with a sex tip called “10 ways a bloke can make a good first sexual impression”. According to the article, one of those ways is to speak in a foreign lingo, even if you can’t.. WHAT THE? Can you imagine being in bed with a bloke, who speaks only Australian English, for the first time after maybe going out for a couple of weeks, and as he reaches his climax, he yelled out “CO YUN FAT” hehehehe..

That’s it for now!
XOXO